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Dustin Hopeless acts confused
Chapter 54
In fact, Dustin Hopeless will be an incredibly important star,
2Because he’ll make so many important movies,
3fAnd show everyone how things really are,
4gLike in a movie called ‘The Carnal Graduate,’
5hWhich will be all about what it’s like to be an affluent college graduate in America,
6iAs played by Dustin Hopeless, naturally,
7jWho will do a great job of looking confused,
8kAs well as bewildered,
9lNot to mention baffled,
10mBecause nothing makes any sense,
11nIncluding the older woman he has an affair with,
12Played by oAnn Bankrupt,
13pWho is completely cold and selfish and nasty about everything but qsex,
14And her daughter,
15Played by rKatharine Cross,
16sWho doesn’t know what to do with her life because her mother is so cold and selfish and nasty about everything,
17And even including his parents’ friends,
18Played by tJack Nickerson and Art Carbuncle,
19uWho are completely burned out on all the sex they’ve already had with Ann Bankrupt,
20Not to mention vAnn-Margarita and wCandace Virgin and xRita Moranmoro,
21Who have had so much sex with Jack and Art that the only thing that gets them excited anymore is plastic,
22yFor some reason,
23And just shows why so many young people will get so alienated from their parents and society and everything,
24Because movies like this will show things the way they really are,
25Whether anyone likes it or not.
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