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Chapter 53
Thanks to Clint, it will become possible to make movies about other parts of western history,
2oLike Custer’s Last Stand,
3Which will be done in a movie called ‘Little Big Nose,’
4pWith a brand-new star named Dustin Hopeless in the title role,
5Who is the world’s oldest white Indian,
6And the only remaining survivor of the tribe that fought aCuster,
7Who will finally be shown the way he was,
8Namely, as a bnarcissistic schizophrenic with an IQ of about eighty-six,
9cWhose hobby is Indian genocide,
10Which he keeps doing to Dustin’s tribe,
11Until they eventually get fed up,
12dAnd realize that all white men everywhere are just exactly like Custer,
13And so what can you do?
14eOf course, when they do it, that gives the white men all the excuse they need,
15Which is why western history turned out the way it did,
16And why the truth must be told,
17At last.
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