THE BOOK OF THE VIP
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The genius of Ingrid BergmanSaving the world from whatever it is
Chapter 44
Of course, when you make movies for children, it’s okay if they’re entertaining and end happily,
2Especially if you’re aWalt Disney,
3Which will be the name of another great motion-picture genius,
4bWho will turn all of the most popular fairy tales into cartoons,
5Including c‘Cinderella’ and d‘Snow White’ and e‘Sleeping Beauty,’
6fWho will defeat the wicked stepmother,
7And marry a handsome cartoon character named Prince Charming,
8And live happily ever after,
9gGetting rereleased every seven years,
10Whether anyone’s forgotten how it all comes out or not,
11hWhich is the kind of genius that everyone in Hollywood would like to have,
12iExcept that they won’t ever have that particular kind of genius,
13Because Walt Disney will get it all,
14Except for the part that goes into the j‘The Wizard of Iz.’
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