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The Frogs think Jerry K___ is hilarious
Chapter 40
And there will be another great genius named Jerry K___,
2Who will make a million movies,
3aWhich will be all about what it’s like to be a spastic half-wit trying to cope with an unusual situation,
4Such as being a bbellhop,
5Or a csinger in Las Vegas,
6Or a dnutty professor,
7Or a prizefighting emilkman called Kid Galahad,
8Or someone like that,
9Who will be completely hilarious in every scene the way fJerry K___ plays the part,
10Whether he’s talking too loud in a funny voice,
11gOr falling down the stairs,
12Or up the stairs,
13Or singing too loud in a funny voice,
14Which will just drive the fans wild.
15In fact, Jerry K___ will have lots and lots of fans,
16hIncluding very very young children,
17iAnd a whole bunch of teenage girls,
18Not to mention the Frogs,
19jWho will think that Jerry K___ is the greatest achievement ever achieved by American culture,
20Which is really saying something,
21Unless you’re a Frog.
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