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Chapter 37
And there will still be a bunch of musicals too,
2Which will be in Technicolor,
3And will star jGene Kelly,
4Unless they star kFred Astaire,
5Who will dance up a storm and get the girl,
6Who will be played by lCyd Charisse,
7Unless it’s mLeslie Caron instead,
8Or nRita Hayworth,
9Or oDebbie Reynolds,
10Except that they’ll never be played by Debbie Reynolds when the star is Fred Astaire,
11Because Debbie Reynolds will always insist on taking off her dress at least once in every movie she’s ever in,
12Which Fred Astaire won’t approve of,
13Because you can look pretty silly dancing with a girl who’s wearing nothing but a slip,
14pEspecially if you’re wearing a top hat and tails.
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