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Doris and Rock don’t want to have sex
Chapter 36
There will still be a lot of actors who don’t use c“The Method,” though,
2And they will keep on making a lot of Hollywood movies,
3Just like the ones they made before the war,
4Only in Technicolor,
5Like with stars named dRock Hudson and eDoris Day,
6Who will make a lot of movies without T-shirts or speech impediments,
7And will become very popular in movies like ‘Please Don’t Eat the Pillows,’
8fWhich will be all about what it’s like to not be able to have sex because it might wake up Ike,
9gOnly it will all be very funny,
10Because everyone in the audience will know that Doris and Rock don’t really want to have hsex with each other,
11At all,
12Which will make it all iokay,
13And just hilarious.
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