The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

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Jimmy Stewart doesn’t jump off a bridgeWhy Groucho’s back is bent
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And for people who just want to get away from real life for a while,
2Hollywood will also produce a lot of musicals during the Great Depression,
3rWhich will have almost no plots at all,
4Just like the old sBusby Berkeley movies,
5But no one will ever notice because there will be lots of singing and dancing,
6By a star named tFred Astaire,
7Who will always wear tails, a top hat, and a blonde named uGinger Rogers,
8vWhile he sings a bunch of great songs written by a genius named Cole Porter,
9aAnd dances up a storm at the Ritz,
10Which everyone will get a big kick out of,
11Forever,
12Or at least until people start liking T-shirts better than tails.
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