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Stanley K___ shows how things got started
Chapter 17
For example, someday there will be a movie called f‘2001 Million Years B.C.,’
2Which will be directed by a genius named Stanley K___,
3And starred in by a star named gRaquel,
4hNot to mention a bunch of extras in ape costumes,
5Who will show how everything was way back when,
6iAt the beginning,
7jOr a long long time ago, anyway,
8Before there was much of anything at all,
9Except animals and weather and so forth,
10Which was about all there was when civilization first got started,
11Which happened when a kmale friend of Raquel’s picked up a lbig bone,
12Or a mpointed stick,
13nOr something along those lines, anyway,
14oAnd started smashing things with it,
15pWith a whole bunch of loud German music going on,
16In a big way.
17This great motion-picture spectacular will show everyone what kind of an qanimal Man really is,
18rEven if they never heard of people like Chuck and Ziggie and Frankie & Johnny and so forth,
19sAnd even if they can’t get over how great Raquel looks in a tmammoth-skin bikini.
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