THE BOOK OF THE VIP
CHUCK
Why everything is so confusing
Chapter 3
When the people heard this, they said back to Chuck,
2“Let’s get this straight. You’re saying that God didn’t specifically set out to create Mankind,
3“But something else,
4“And Mankind just sort of happened along the way,
5“By accident?”
6Whereupon Chuck smiled and said that was approximately it,
7More or less,
8And wasn’t that interesting?
9Whereupon the people started to tap their foot,
10And put their tongue against the side of their mouth,
11And wink at each other a lot,
12Until one of them spoke pretty sharply to Chuck, saying,
13“Well, if man evolved from something else,
14“What specifically did he evolve from?
15“Answer that one for us, Mister Evolution.”
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