THE BOOK OF THE VIP
CHUCK
Science can prove anything
Chapter 15
fIn fact, if you have enough dental picks, you can prove everything.
2gYou can prove that apes evolved into several different kinds of men,
3Which mostly didn’t work out,
4Until one did,
5Because he was the fittest,
6hMeaning the most ruthless killer.
7This one got started somewhere in iAfrica,
8And migrated all over the world,
9Grabbing as much territory as possible,
10jAnd leaving trash everywhere he went,
11Including broken pieces of pottery,
12kAnd broken pieces of tools,
13lAnd broken pieces of weapons,
14mRight next to broken pieces of skeletons,
15Proving that in spite of Evolution,
16Some things never change.
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