THE BOOK OF THE VIP
CHUCK
Adam puts his pen awayWhy everything is so confusing
Chapter 1
There was a VIP named aChuck, who took a beagle somewhere on an expedition,
2bAnd changed the world.
3When he came back, he told everybody that they were all wrong about a few things.
4Like, they were wrong about the creation,
5cAnd how God made everything in seven days,
6dCompletely from scratch.
7And they were especially wrong about how God had made man,
8eIn His own image,
9To rule over all the fanimals,
10gFrom the very beginning.
11hWhen they heard this, everybody got very upset,
12aSaying, “We don’t believe it, that can’t be right, what are you trying to pull, anyway?”
13And so Chuck climbed up on the podium,
14Cleared his throat,
15And started to talk.
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