THE BOOK OF
CHRISTIANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF BARBARIANS
Chivalry makes things civilized
Chapter 9
qAnd so, all in all, the Christians did a great job of having a long Dark Age that was about as dark as it could get,
2rAnd everything stayed exactly the same for a thousand years,
3sAnd nobody had any fun to speak of,
4tExcept maybe the king and the church and the nobles,
5uWhich meant that lots and lots of serfs got to go to heaven,
6Which is the most important thing anyway,
7If you’re a Christian.
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