THE BOOK OF
CHRISTIANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF BARBARIANS
The luck of the serfsScience and other bad ideas
Chapter 4
xThe serfs were very lucky because they didn’t have any land or money or buildings at all,
2yAnd never had fun of any kind whatsoever,
3zWhich made it practically a cinch that they would go to heaven and enjoy eternal paradise,
4Which is why it was so Christian of the king and the church and the nobles to try to get into heaven the hard way,
5By being both righteous and rich,
6Since Jesus had said that it is easier for a camel to thread a needle than for a rich man to get into heaven,
7aOr something like that.
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