THE BOOK OF
CHRISTIANS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE SECOND BOOK OF BARBARIANS
Fixing the government problem
Chapter 1
When the apes called barbarians settled down in aEurope and started being Civilized Nations,
2bAnd decided to have a great Dark Age,
3They naturally turned to the Christians for help,
4cBecause the Christians had priests who knew how to explain everything,
5Completely,
6dSo no more questions would be needed,
7For a thousand years,
8eAnd no one would have to think about anything,
9For a thousand years,
10fWhich meant that everything could stay almost exactly the way it was,
11For a thousand years,
12gWhich is the whole reason for having a Dark Age in the first place.
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