THE BOOK OF
CHINKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE GREAT WALL
The Chinks try to civilize womenThe dynasties look pretty much alike
Chapter 9
What with all their civilization and the wisdom of aaConfucius and the Chin laws and some occasional killing, the Han dynasty turned out to be pretty successful,
2Although it eventually fell apart,
3Because of a Chink law called the dynastic cycle,
4bbWhich says that every dynasty has to add a nice big section to the Great Wall of China,
5Run things for about two hundred years,
6Then fall apart so that a new dynasty can take over.
7So, when the Han dynasty fell apart at the appointed time,
8Another dynasty came along to take its place,
9Which was the Chou dynasty,
10Unless it was the Sung dynasty,
11Or the Ming dynasty,
12Or the Manchu dynasty,
13If it matters.
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