THE BOOK OF
CHINKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE GREAT WALL
The only civilized people on earth
Chapter 3
Everything that was ever invented was invented in China first,
2lIncluding the wheel,
3mAnd art,
4nAnd literature,
5oAnd cookies,
6pAnd music,
7qAnd firecrackers,
8And tiny little paper umbrellas,
9And great big plaster rdragons,
10sAnd porcelain vases,
11tNot to mention philosophy and religion,
12And gambling,
13And checkers,
14uAnd walls,
15And science,
16Except maybe not so much science as the other things,
17Because when you already know everything worth knowing, why do you need science?
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