THE BOOK OF
CHINKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE GREAT WALL
The only civilized people on earth
Chapter 2
cLong before there was anything else,
2There was China,
3Which was especially Chosen by the Chink Gods to be better than everyone else,
4Forever.
5The first thing they did was invent a unique form of government,
6dCalled rule by divine right of dynasties,
7eWhich was completely different from every other form of government on earth,
8fSince dynasties consisted of a series of Chink emperors,
9gWho had absolute power over everybody,
10hAnd were probably Gods.
11iThe first Chink dynasty was the Shang dynasty of the Yellow River Valley,
12Which didn’t exactly write down any history,
13jBut left some broken dishes behind,
14kWhich is how the nation came by its name.
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