THE BOOK OF
CHINKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE GREAT WALL
Mao repairs the WallThe Chinks want to be alone
Chapter 17
Besides bicycles and ping-pong, the Chink masses also got to have a lot of achildren,
2To make sure there would be a big supply of communists in the new China,
3Since a lot of them would probably have to be killed for the greatest number of goods,
4bOr something like that.
5Pretty soon, there were a billion Chinks,
6cWhich is a lot,
7And explains why China had to get some nuclear weapons,
8Which they got from the Russkies by promising to be their friend,
9dWhich nobody else would,
10And so the Russkies gave them some atomic missiles and such,
11Until the Chinks had enough missiles parked behind the Great Wall that they could tell the Russkies what they really thought of them,
12eWhich wasn’t much,
13And shouldn’t have surprised the Russkies anyway,
14fSince why in the world had the Chinks built three thousand miles of wall along the Russian border to begin with?
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