THE BOOK OF
CHINKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE GREAT WALL
Mao repairs the Wall
Chapter 15
With the help of Mao, the Chink masses made a lot of reforms.
2cFor starters, they repaired the wall,
3And stopped talking to absolutely everybody.
4Then they decided to dkill all the Chink intellectuals and edestroy all traces of the old bad Chink way of doing things.
5fFor example, under the old bad Chink way, it was the parents who decided who could marry who,
6Whereas under the new communist Chink way, it was the gstate who decided who could marry who,
7Which was much better,
8hFor some reason.
9iUnder the old bad Chink way, people respected and worshiped their ancestors,
10And maybe jConfucius and Buddha and the emperor and some other wise people too.
11Under the great new Chink way, people respected and worshiped the emperor kMao,
12Who wasn’t actually the emperor,
13But completely different,
14lBecause he had a lot more power.
15Anyway, people weren’t allowed to worship their ancestors anymore,
16Because it was obviously their ancestors who had let the foreign barbarians in in the first place,
17And what’s more, none of their ancestors had been Marxists,
18mWhich proves that they can’t have been so wise after all.
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