THE BOOK OF
CHINKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE GREAT WALL
The Europeans muscle in
Chapter 13
When the unpleasantness had settled down a bit, the Brits and the Europeans and the Americans got together and decided that China should be a ldemocracy,
2So that they would learn how to mcompromise,
3And stop being so holier-than-thou all the time,
4nWhich, to tell the truth, was starting to get on everyone’s nerves.
5And so the barbarians basically succeeded in setting up the kind of government they wanted in China,
6Although things started to get pretty confused after that,
7oWhat with a couple of world wars breaking out,
8pAnd the Japanese suddenly requiring a lot of thought and concentration from the Europeans and Americans,
9And a lot of other things going on that were a lot more important than who was doing what to who in China,
10As if it really mattered anyway.
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