THE BOOK OF
CHINKS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE GREAT WALL
The only civilized people on earth
Chapter 1
Somewhere below the eastern part of aRussia, there was a place called China,
2Which became a great Chosen Nation,
3Surrounded by a Great Wall,
4So that all the barbarians who lived outside couldn’t get in.
5Unfortunately, the wall didn’t work,
6Because it had some chinks in it,
7That let the barbarians in,
8And almost ruined everything for the only civilized people on earth.
9This is their bstory.
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