The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

CARL Chapter 6


Putting the masses in charge
Chapter 6
And it so happened that when Carl went home,
2He decided to take a qnap,
3And thereupon lay down,
4And almost squashed a rbedbug,
5Which yelled pretty loudly,
6And got Carl’s attention,
7Saying, “Don’t give up, old man.
8“If you’re crazy as a bedbug, that’s okay,
9“Because I’m a bedbug, and I’m not crazy.
10“In fact, the whole world will come to believe that you’re important,
11“And a lot of them will come to believe that you were right.
12“Let me tell you about it.”
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