The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
THE BOOK OF THE VIP

CARL Chapter 2


Carl figures it all out
Chapter 2
According to Carl, the problem with Mankind was that it kept trusting someone else to take care of things,
2Which was a mistake because no one can be trusted except the masses.
3eFor example, Mankind kept wanting to trust God,
4fWho couldn’t be trusted because he wasn’t there.
5gFor another example, Mankind kept wanting to trust the rich and high-born and well educated,
6hWho couldn’t be trusted because they were rich and high-born and well educated,
7iMeaning they knew enough to look out for themselves first.
8All this misplaced trust resulted in some pretty inevitable occurrences,
9jNamely, the masses always got it in the neck from the kbourgeoisie,
10lWho had all the capital and naturally didn’t want the masses to get any of it.
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