THE BOOK OF
BUBONITES
Heathen rats ruin Dark Age
Chapter 2
Under the old Roman heathen way, there was a lot of bathing going on,
2Which was obviously not Christian,
3cBeing Roman,
4And so the Christians pretty well stamped out bathing during the Dark Age,
5dNot to mention sewage systems,
6Which were a little too escientific for Christians,
7And would have meant educating some more stone masons and so forth,
8fSince the ones they had were all busy building cathedrals,
9gSo that everybody could go to church on Sunday,
10And thus go to heaven.
11Unfortunately, when everybody stops bathing,
12For a thousand years,
13And is throwing excrement into the streets,
14For a thousand years,
15Sooner or later, something can go wrong,
16Which it did.
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