ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S MESSAGE · FOR THE
BROADSTREETERS
White people all know certain things
Chapter 8
For example, all white people know, deep down, that you are better at sports than they are.
2They know you run faster,
3Even if it’s a lie,
4And jump higher,
5Even if it’s a lie,
6And are just plain stronger, like in boxing,
7Even if it’s a lie.
8They also think they know that you are just plain better coordinated,
9And more in touch with your bodies,
10Because white people know they can’t dance.
11Even if it’s a lie.
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