ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S MESSAGE · FOR THE
BROADSTREETERS
White people all know certain things
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fFor example, all white people know, deep down, that all the stereotypes are true.
2gThey know that you are mostly lazy,
3hAnd think the world owes you a living,
4iBecause your great-great-grandfather was a slave,
5Even if you don’t exactly know who your father was.
6jYou see, they’re also pretty united about knowing that you don’t have any culture to speak of,
7kBecause there wasn’t any culture in Africa when your relatives sold you to the Dutch,
8lAnd there still isn’t.
9mSo they actually have to work pretty hard not to laugh when you start going on and on about your great cultural heritage,
10nEspecially when they see all your great ancestral tribes cutting each other’s heads off in a bunch of fascist African states,
11oIn spite of the fact that the media know better than to cover Africa anymore.
12Nor are these the only lies white people know about you.
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