ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S MESSAGE · FOR THE
BROADSTREETERS
Consolation leaves no unsightly tracks
Chapter 27
Have you heard of Consolation?
2Indeed, it is my pleasure to inform you that Consolation is the greatest of all the gifts that Harry can offer,
3Including even his Trinity,
4Because in spite of the power of Desire, Certainty, and Blame,
5The Trinity cannot make you stop thinking about anything at all,
6With a single blast up the nose.
7But eConsolation can,
8And it comes in a nice white powder,
9Which requires no syringe,
10And therefore leaves no unsightly tracks,
11Which makes it practically perfect.
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