ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S MESSAGE · FOR THE
BROADSTREETERS
Consolation leaves no unsightly tracks
Chapter 26
For if Harry were here, he would say, “If it is your desire to hold up a liquor store,
2“Do so,
3b“For if it is your desire, it is your right.
4“If you desire to mug travelers at the bus station,
5“Do so,
6c“For if you cannot be certain about your desires, what can you be certain about?
7“If it is your desire to rape someone,
8“Do so,
9d“For it is always possible to blame someone else if you get caught.
10“And if you desire to shoot up with heroin every day,
11“Do so,
12“But have you ever considered switching to Consolation?”
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