ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S MESSAGE · FOR THE
BROADSTREETERS
Always look to the government first
Chapter 19
The great thing about the federal government is that it’s so full of well-educated white people,
2cWho don’t think you can compete either,
3dAnd don’t ever want to admit it,
4Because it’s pretty important to them to think they believe in equality,
5eAnd how nobody is really any better than anyone else,
6Because if some people were better,
7Then maybe people like them would have a lot more responsibility to do something important and worthwhile with all their advantages,
8Except that they’d rather work for the government instead.
9That’s why it makes them feel better to pretend that you’ll be just as equal as everybody else when you finally get your rights,
10Whatever they are,
11Even if the only way you’ll ever get anywhere at all,
12The way they see it,
13fIs for them to give you what you want without making you compete for it,
14Somehow,
15gUnder the very noses of all the contemptible white people who don’t like you.
16This can be done, though,
17Because absolutely no one in the Most Chosen Nation wants to talk out loud about the one thing that all white people hknow,
18Which is that you can’t compete,
19And don’t seem to want to.
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