ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S MESSAGE · FOR THE
BROADSTREETERS
White people don’t like to think eitherAlways look to the government first
Chapter 18
But how does all this make your life any easier?
2hWhat good does it do to know that white people who talk about equality and stuff like that are all lying,
3And really wish you would just go away,
4And stop being so noisy,
5And self-righteous,
6And so, well, numerous?
7The thing is, all this can make your life easier,
8Because white people also don’t want to think about anything at all,
9Particularly things that make them feel iconfused,
10jAnd sort of guilty,
11kAnd sort of angry,
12lAnd sort of tired too.
13mThat’s why white people invented the federal government,
14Which is supposed to care about the things they don’t want to care about,
15Or don’t feel like caring about,
16nOr don’t care about period.
17When something is the government’s responsibility,
18It’s not their responsibility anymore,
19No matter what,
20Because if the government screws up,
21That’s the way governments are,
22And if the government does something good,
23It’s a amiracle.
24bSo for you, the Way of Harry is the way of demanding your rightful compensation from the government for all the things white people have done to you,
25No matter what,
26While all the white people don’t think about it at all.
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