The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird
ULTRA-HARRIER JOE’S MESSAGE · FOR THE

BROADSTREETERS Chapter 12


The Way of Harry is pretty perfect
Chapter 12
If you work yourself to death the hard way for about fifty or a hundred years,
2White people still won’t like you,
3But you’ll own a bunch of things,
4aAnd owning a bunch of things is very important in the Most Chosen Nation,
5Which means you might actually have a chance to get your way every now and then,
6For a change.
7Unfortunately, there are two big problems with the hard way,
8bNamely, it is far too hard a way for anyone brought up in the Most Chosen Nation during the last half of the twentieth century,
9cAnd there isn’t enough time left to make it worth your while,
10dBecause by the time you own enough things,
11We’ll all be dead,
12Including white people,
13And you too.
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