THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
The Brits invent fairness
Chapter 8
Meanwhile, the Brits were also very busy inventing the English language, which wasn’t easy to do,
2Because the Brit race had become such a stew of various peoples, including aFrench-speaking peoples, bAnglo-Saxon-speaking peoples, and various cCeltic peoples who spoke in languages nobody has ever understood.
3The extreme difficulty of making one language out of all this made it an obviously worthwhile pursuit,
4Which is why the Brits had dChaucer,
5And then eSpenser,
6And then fShakespeare,
7And then gMilton,
8Who sorted it all out for them over a period of a few centuries.
9As soon as the Brits had their own language, they immediately forgot how to speak, or even pronounce, anybody helse’s,
10Which is terribly important if you want to be the iChosen Nation and rule the world,
11Apparently,
12Which they most definitely did.
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