THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
Churchill remembers the hard way
Chapter 52
Churchill did the best he could, using all the old Brit methods that had always worked so well in the past.
2He sent a small army to Europe to fight the Germans in France,
3Against great odds,
4dMeaning with the help of the French,
5eBut the Germans won,
6fIn a big way,
7And the Brits had to rescue their army from Dunkirk the hard way,
8gWhich is to say, one at a time in small boats.
9hBy this time, the Germans had remembered that all of Europe belonged to them,
10And had moved in,
11iIn a big way.
12This left Great Britain to fight the Battle of Britain all alone,
13jWithout the help of the French,
14Which was much the best way,
15All things considered.
16During the Battle of Britain, the Germans managed to level large sections of London with bombs,
17kBut forgot to invade Great Britain,
18Because the German leader,
19Whose name was lHitler,
20And who had never even lived in France,
21mNevertheless got the idea that it might be easier to conquer Russia first.
✦ · · ✦ · · ✦
Chapter 52 / 59