THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
The Brits try being above it allChurchill remembers the hard way
Chapter 51
When the Germans decided that Austria was really part of Germany,
2And always had been,
3Churchill got upset,
4zBut the Brits remained above it all,
5Except that the Brit prime minister,
6Called aaNeville Chamberlain,
7bbAsked the Germans to be nice from now on,
8Which they said they would do,
9But actually they were lying,
10ccIn a big way.
11Then, when the Germans decided that Czechoslovakia was also part of Germany,
12And always had been,
13Churchill got upset,
14ddBut the Brits decided once again to remain above it all,
15eeExcept that Neville Chamberlain asked the Germans to do better from now on,
16Which they said they would do,
17Although they were actually lying again,
18aIn a big way.
19When the Germans decided that the next country which really had always belonged to them was Poland,
20And the Poles objected,
21Churchill got upset,
22And so did Neville Chamberlain,
23bWhich didn’t help Poland,
24But convinced the Brits that maybe being above it all didn’t work on Germans.
25cAnd so they asked Winston Churchill to help them remember how to do things the hard way,
26For a while.
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