THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
Kipling explains everything
Chapter 43
There was also a Brit who didn’t think that literature was about being clever,
2But about having lots and lots of sex,
3Or at least thinking about it a lot,
4rAnd then discussing it for thousands and thousands of pages,
5Which the Brits didn’t approve of,
6Because no matter how hard they looked,
7Starting with the very first word of the first page and then proceeding through every single salacious scene,
8All the way to the very last word of the last page,
9There was nothing clever to be found in the books of sD.H. Lawrence.
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