THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
Newton forgets to discover relativity
Chapter 36
The invention of reason convinced a lot of well-educated Brits that they could think,
2Which is how the Brits came to invent kirony,
3And helps explain why there was lIsaac Newton,
4mWho invented physics,
5By letting an napple fall on his head,
6And thereby discovered ogravity,
7And a lot of other things too,
8pAlthough he forgot to discover the theory of relativity,
9qAnd other important things,
10Probably because he was stunned by the rapple.
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