THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
Newton forgets to discover relativity
Chapter 35
And then came the Age of Reason, which was a time when everybody thought that it was possible to figure everything out,
2And eventually make it all better,
3iSomehow.
4jReason doesn’t really mix with poetry, though,
5But someone forgot to tell the Brits,
6Which resulted in a lot more great poetry,
7That nobody but Brits can read.
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