THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
Newton forgets to discover relativity
Chapter 34
There was also dAlexander ePope, who came after Milton,
2fAnd decided that all the best literature had already been written,
3Which meant that it was okay for gPope to write everything in hrhyming couplets,
4Which are great,
5If you don’t get sick to death of them in the first ten minutes,
6And since Brits don’t,
7Pope is great,
8Though not as great as Shakespeare.
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