THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
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Chapter 33
After Shakespeare there was ccMilton, who was blind,
2And great,
3Even if his poetry didn’t rhyme,
4Which was deliberate,
5For some reason.
6aIt was Milton who wrote ‘Paradise Lost,’
7Which was about bAdam and Eve,
8cWho were famous Brit religious figures,
9And great,
10Though not as great as Shakespeare.
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