THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
Malory invents King Arthur
Chapter 32
When the end of the world comes, the last sound anyone hears will probably be some Brit talking about Shakespeare,
2Who was really great,
3And wrote a lot of zplays and sonnets,
4aaUnless Francis Bacon wrote them,
5Which doesn’t really matter anyway,
6Because they were both Brits,
7And great,
8Even if the Brits keep trying to spoil it by putting on a lot of tedious productions of Shakespeare’s plays,
9And writing endless numbers of incredibly tedious books about Shakespeare,
10bbAnd all the other stuff you have to do if you want the world to acknowledge that you once produced someone who did something really great.
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