THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
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Chapter 30
And art and music and architecture weren’t the only Brit cultural accomplishments.
2For example, there was literature,
3Which they couldn’t seem to get enough of,
4No matter how much they had already,
5aFor some reason,
6Which probably had nothing to do with the way they felt about other things,
7bLike territory,
8cAnd tradition,
9dAnd power,
10eAnd clothes.
11Anyway,
12This led to a truly large number of Brit poets and Brit dramatists and Brit novelists and Brit philosophers,
13So many in fact that it’s hard to remember them all,
14Unless you’re a Brit,
15fAnd have had a gentleman’s education.
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