THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
Unfortunate encounters in America
Chapter 25
fIn fact, the Brits had another unfortunate encounter with the United States a little later on,
2gWhich they also didn’t lose,
3hHaving inflicted a lot of damage on the Yanks,
4Including burning their icapital city,
5And the jhouse of their president,
6kNot to mention sinking a lot of their ships,
7lAnd then concluding a peace treaty before the final unfortunate battle occurred.
8mWhich is why there’s no reason for the Yanks to think they won,
9Even though the peace treaty basically gave the Yanks what they wanted,
10And even though the Yanks mowed down thousands of nredcoats,
11oMarching neatly in rows,
12Without losing a man themselves,
13pIn the final battle,
14Which wouldn’t have been fought in the first place if the peace treaty had been delivered on time.
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