THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
The great Brit class system
Chapter 18
What with all the fun the Brits had been having at home for the last few centuries,
2eKilling kings,
3And changing forms of government,
4fAnd assimilating lots of foreign rulers,
5It might seem that they were too busy to cause a lot of trouble for other nations,
6But as it turns out,
7The Brits are never too busy to cause trouble for other nations,
8And in spite of all their grevolutions and other hsports,
9They had found time to make quite a lot of progress toward world dominion,
10iWhich can’t have been easy,
11But the Brits had a secret weapon,
12jCalled the class system,
13Which gave everybody a stiff upper lip,
14And an incredibly distorted view of reality.
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