THE BOOK OF BLOODY
BRITS
OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE BOOK OF THE WHITE MAN’S BURDEN
The divinity problem is solvedKing Charles makes a mistake
Chapter 13
Elizabeth turned out to be one of the greatest Brit monarchs in history.
2qHer attire was always impeccable, consisting of thick layers of makeup, ridiculous ruffled collars, vast dresses, and giant wigs,
3Which made it quite clear to everyone that she was sufficiently rwell bred to be obeyed.
4She also understood the importance of doing things the Brit way,
5Which is to say, the hard way.
6For example, when she decided that Spain needed to be taught a lesson, she sent sSir Francis Drake against the tSpanish Armada with a smaller number of smaller ships equipped with fewer guns than the Spanish had.
7This strategy was brilliantly asuccessful,
8And convinced the Brits that all they needed to rule the world was a good bnavy, good cluck, and,
9Of course,
10dGood breeding.
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