The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird

BOUTS Chapter 9


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Chapter 9
The Gutter Boys held that the punks didn’t know anything because life was too hard in the streets to leave much time for alearning,
2Whereas the Epissiles held that the punks didn’t know anything because they’d never been bcurious about anything.
3Thereupon Mick Garbage of the Gutter Boys felled Shorty Hymme of the Epissiles with his armreel,
4And The Grate One of the Gutter Boys felled Flats Eyre and Skinny Grope of the Epissiles with his long scriver,
5And Zero Daze of the Epissiles felled Tom Terd of the Gutter Boys with his long scriver,
6And St. Nuke of the Epissiles felled Mick Garbage and The Grate One with his long scriver.
7Then the Gutter Boys no longer denied that the punks didn’t know anything because they’d never been curious about anything.
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