The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird

BOUTS Chapter 7


A doomed planet
Chapter 7
Green Meat held that the punks didn’t know anything because the whole planet was adoomed anyway and there wasn’t anything worth knowing,
2Whereas the Miners held that the punks didn’t know anything because they’d all been too busy just bgetting by,
3What with paying the rent,
4And having to eat,
5And stuff like that.
6Thereupon Slag Coal of the Miners felled Beef Rancid of Green Meat with his armreel,
7And Fungus Veal of Green Meat felled Dirty Appalachian of the Miners with his long scriver,
8And Pollock Palz of the Miners felled Lox Carcass and Fungus Veal of Green Meat with his long scriver,
9And Bloody Black of Green Meat felled Pollock Palz and Vein Peters of the Miners with his long scriver.
10Then the Miners no longer denied that the punks didn’t know anything because the whole planet was doomed anyway.
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