The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird

BOUTS Chapter 3


A bunch of whining losers
Chapter 3
The Bigots held that the punks didn’t know anything because they were the victims of an eoppressive, racist establishment,
2Whereas the Four Cops held that the punks didn’t know anything because you didn’t need to know anything to be a fcriminal,
3Which was all the punks would ever be anyway.
4Thereupon Tonto Trigger of the Four Cops felled Jay Jew of the Bigots with his long scriver,
5And Spic Wetback of the Bigots felled Wesson Smith and Bobby Badge of the Four Cops with his long scriver,
6Then Dickman of the Four cops,
7Then Tonto Trigger too.
8And the Four Cops no longer denied that the punks didn’t know anything because they were the victims of an oppressive, racist establishment.
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