The Boomer BibleA Testament for Our Times · by R. F. Laird

BOUTS Chapter 2


A bunch of whining losers
Chapter 2
The Knockers held that the punks didn’t know anything because they were too obsessed with csex,
2Whereas the Hypo’s held that the punks didn’t know anything because they were too obsessed with ddrugs.
3Thereupon Liz Smack of the Hypo’s felled Betty Boob, Dee Kupp, Ellen Flatt, and Chesty Slut of the Knockers with her whip,
4And the Knockers no longer denied that the punks didn’t know anything because they were too obsessed with drugs.
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