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Reading is too much trouble
Chapter 12
The Shuteye Train held that it was impossible to say there was nothing worth reading since the punks had never aread anything in the first place,
2Whereas the BMs and Braindead and Jefferson Airhead and the Flies and the Bonnevilles and the Graduates and the Brickbats and Blue Bus all agreed with bHate Mail that there was nothing to read that had anything to do with Punk City.
3Thereupon Joe Kay of the Shuteye Train felled all of the BMs and all of the Brickbats with his long scriver,
4And Reedy Weeks of the Shuteye Train felled all of Braindead and all of Blue Bus with his long scriver,
5And Pig Millions of the Shuteye Train felled all of the Flies and all of the Bonnevilles with his bare hands,
6And Loco Dantes of the Shuteye Train felled all of Jefferson Airhead and all of the Graduates and all of the Four Horsemen with his long scriver.
7Then no one denied that it was impossible to say there was nothing worth reading.
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