BOUTS
A bunch of whining losers
Chapter 1
The results of the Knowledge Bouts in Punk City:
2The Glimmers held that the punks didn’t know anything because they couldn’t aread very well,
3Whereas the Disposables held that the punks didn’t know anything because they weren’t bsmart enough to learn anything.
4Thereupon Toe Lint of the Disposables felled Johnny Lash of the Glimmers with his long scriver,
5And Drusilla Kleenex of the Disposables felled Page Turner of the Glimmers with her whip,
6And Four Eyes of the Glimmers felled Rusty Needles of the Disposables with his armreel,
7And Spade Nigger of the Disposables felled Horny Owl of the Glimmers with his long scriver,
8And Four Eyes felled Toe Lint and Spade Nigger with his armreel,
9And Drusilla Kleenex conceded that the punks didn’t know anything because they couldn’t read very well.
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